Lyrics

I have some good news to tell
Found a buyer
For the asset you couldn’t sell
I’m no liar
There’s just a few items to dispel
Send a wire
Before we can ring the bell
And cue the choir
Your payment is guaranteed
Sign the contract
And it says it’s guaranteed
Right here on the contract
It’s all standard policy
Good you signed the contract
I need some taxes upfront please
It’s in the contract

What’s the need to guarantee
It’s guaranteed?
All contracts are guaranteed
That’s what makes them contracts
It’s these things that make me believe
You’re not on the level
And you’re pullin’ one over on me
Yeah you’re the devil and

I ain’t buyin’ what you’re sellin’
And I ain’t sayin’ it I’m yellin’
You might as well leave me alone and
Get your voice out of my phone cuz
I ain’t findin’ your offer compellin’
Is that your pitch or rotten fishes that I’m smellin’? Yeah

Saw your profile and it caught my eye
I’m not fakin’
You seem just like the coolest guy
I’m not taken
I swear it’s just a matter of time
Until I’m with you
I’ll be yours and you’ll be mine
Can’t wait for the
Times we’ll go through
There’s just one problem to explain
One small issue
I’m overseas and I need to book a plane
Will you come through?
In the
Meantime here’s some pics just for you
So you won’t miss me
And you can send a few pics to me too
You’re so sexy

The nametag in the picture you sent me
Does not say Mabel
It most definitely says Cindy
You told me Mabel
It’s these things that make me believe
You’re not on the level
And you’re pulling one over on me
Yeah you’re the devil and

I ain’t buyin’ what you’re sellin’
And I ain’t sayin’ it I’m yellin’
Stop wasting your time on me
You’re blocked and I outed you on your feed
I ain’t findin’ your offer compellin’
If you’re even a female there’s no tellin’ Yeah

I have some bad news to say
I’m here to warn you
Seems you severely underpaid
On your W-2
It may already be too late
They’re out to find you
We need to act now without delay
Good thing I found you
I’ll make this all easy on you
For you I will
Take your check and send it on through
I’ll pay your bill
It needs to be today and without fail
Can’t wait ‘til May
Or you may even go to jail
‘Cuz they don’t play

Why are they all over me?
Got me in tears
What’s the emergency?
They’ve been in debt for years
It’s these things that make me believe
You’re not on the level
And you’re pulling one over on me
Yeah you’re the devil and

I ain’t buyin’ what you’re sellin’
And I ain’t sayin’ it I’m yellin’
Flip your clipboard to your arm
And back up off of my lawn
I ain’t findin’ your offer compellin’
Wouldn’t doubt it if told you were a felon so
I ain’t buyin’ what you’re sellin’
And I ain’t sayin’ it I’m yellin’
Flip your clipboard to your arm
And back your ass off of my lawn
I ain’t findin’ your offer compellin’
Wouldn’t doubt it if told you were a felon
Is that your pitch or rotten fishes that I’m smellin’